We’ve compiled a list of 21 funny quotes about online dating (from experts in the industry, comedians, and the jewels of the internet, memes).
These are sure to make you chuckle as well as reset your batteries so you can get back out there with some optimism.
We’re not so sure a lot of men feel like they have to take these precautions. In her “Nine Months Luciana” series, author Maggie Wells writes, “Don’t you think it’s weird how dating profiles emphasize listings of your favorite TV shows, movies, and books?
Comedian Ryan Hamilton expressed his frustrations with online dating in that same Telegraph article: “My friends said if you’re not involved in one of these online dating services, you’re just gonna get left behind socially, you know. It’s as if you are supposed to define yourself by how you distract yourself.
Mom’s always nagging her to go back on Match, but Aunt Penny says she’d rather have root canal work — without anesthetic.” Not only is Aziz Ansari one of the funniest comedians and best actors of our generation, but he’s also one of the most insightful.
In his best-seller “Modern Romance: An Investigation,” Aziz, along with American Sociologist and New York University Professor Eric Klinenberg, examine romance in the 21st century.
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When you’re experiencing those downs, laughter is the best way to pick yourself up.
Now my dream of finding love can be crushed more efficiently and in the privacy of my own home.” While online dating is convenient, you’re also more likely to face rejection on a daily basis compared to what you might experience in offline dating. shares some of its favorite online dating quotes, and we found this one to be especially amusing.