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I make an effort to eat raw foods as much as possible, but I've been known to indulge in a Big Mac on occasion.

I'm the type of person who will do things on a whim, and I'm looking for a partner with the same mentality.According to my sister, the girls I've met in the "real world" have been less-than-stellar (even though I thought my dating life was perfectly fine! So at her request, I've decided to try something completely new and jump into the world of online dating. I'm 28 years old and work as a unit clerk at a local hospital. I like to spend my evenings watching re-runs of Felecity while sipping on a glass of Chardonnay.I can honestly say that I love my job because it gives me the opportunity to connect with people on a daily basis. I play a mean game of rock-paper-scissors (was the national champion for 2 years straight), and love the smell of pop tarts in the morning (part of a complete breakfast!Example 6: Funny Introduction A friend told me that online dating sites are frequented by some very strange people, so I figured I should filter out a few folks by asking some serious questions.

Please answer carefully: 1) Are you a fan of Nickelback?

In a nutshell, this means I get to fly across the country and make posts about our company on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook.

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